National Society Of Worriers
Novelty Gift Insurance Company of the World
The Company That Worries For You!
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Policy" when you order. This will detail how
we worry for you and how you can file claims.
Policy
Choices
BASIC
COMPREHENSIVE
WORRY PLUS
PET
WORRY
POLICY
Deductible
REPRESENT
SOME OF OUR MORE
SUCCESSFUL
BASIC
WORRIERS,
FOR THE SMALL BUT
SIGNIFICANT WORRIES !!
gift to a friend with small
significant worries
KNOWING THAT
SERIOUS WORRIERS
SUCH AS THESE
WILL BE WORRYING
FOR YOU
more extensive, in
depth, worry problem.
A gift that will surely
be appreciated.
WORRIERS
THAT YOU WANT WHEN
THE GOING GETS TOUGH.
THE BIGGEST AND THE
BEST!!!
constantly worried
friend!
This policy allows for
the recruitment of
worriers who will
simultaneously Cry,
Pace and Perspire for
you.
WE HAVE VERY SERIOUS
DOG WORRIERS
WHO CAN RELIEVE YOUR
PETS OF THEIR WORRIES
A GIFT FOR THE
PET WHO HAS EVERYTHING
that you or your pet has.
Pet worries are serious
and a terrific worrier
will be assigned.
Insurance than is
therapeutically
beneficial.
those who worry
about worrying.
Worriers In Training
For worries that may be
occurring in a few years.
wonderful novelty gifts.
FOR
MONTHLY SPECIAL
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
