National Society Of Worriers Novelty Gift Insurance Company of the World The Company That Worries For You! |
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Whatever you have been worried about, "The National Society Of Worriers" Will Worry For You! We sell several products for novelty gifts. Our major product is an "insurance policy" for WORRY. |
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Products-Gifts Worry Policies No Worry shirts Deductible Worry |
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YOUR WORRIES ARE OVER !! IF YOU BUY OR SEND A WORRY "INSURANCE" POLICY |
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"We used to be worried about rainy days, but since we were given a gift of our "WORRY POLICY" we are singin' and playin' instead." |
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THE NATIONAL SOCIETY OF WORRIERS IS WORRIED THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY- DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY. |
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WORRY POLICY© 1978, 2005. All rights reserved. This is a novelty and should be treated as such. |
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With your purchase, you receive a six page "Worry Insurance Policy" detailing: how we worry for you, the terms of the insurance, and how to file a 'Worry Claim." |
The "Worry Policy and other "No Worry" products ARE TERRIFIC GIFTS FOR MANY OCCASIONS. |