National Society Of Worriers
Novelty Gift Insurance Company of the World

The Company That Worries For You!
INSURANCE POLICIES

WORRY POLICY - "BASIC"
Includes plain simple worrying.

WORRY POLICY - "COMPREHENSIVE"
Provides more extensive coverage with crying
and pacing worry technique.

WORRY POLICY - "WORRY PLUS"
This is the top of the line coverage.

This is rarely needed, but is available for
an extra high fee.
We like selling these policies because
we make more money from them.
We offer policies
for you or as a
gift for anyone
worried about

BIRTHDAYS
WEDDINGS
DATING
PETS
RETIREMENT

All of our policies
have a deductible.
BUT DON'T
WORRY
We offer a
10% Worry
Deductible
Policy
for a small
additional fee.
A lovely novelty gift.
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Our products amuse and uplift.
They are
HUMOR THERAPY
NOT
Real Insurance
With all policies, if you have a
worry, file a claim with the "Chief
Worrier" and a worrier will then
be assigned to you.
THE NATIONAL SOCIETY OF WORRIERS IS WORRIED THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE THIS INSURANCE
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
WORRY POLICY© 1978, 2005. All rights reserved. This is a novelty and should be treated as such.
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We also have
"No Worry"T-shirts
that make lovely
gifts