National Society Of Worriers
Novelty Gift Insurance Company of the World

The Company That Worries For You!
You will receive a six page "Worry Insurance
Policy" when you order.  This will detail how
we worry for you and how you can file claims.

Policy
Choices




BASIC















COMPREHENSIVE















WORRY PLUS













PET
WORRY
POLICY













Deductible
THESE
REPRESENT
SOME OF OUR MORE
SUCCESSFUL
BASIC
WORRIERS,
FOR THE SMALL BUT
SIGNIFICANT WORRIES !!
This policy is a wonderful
gift to a friend with small
significant worries
$ 14.95
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IT IS REASSURING
KNOWING THAT
SERIOUS WORRIERS
SUCH AS THESE
WILL BE WORRYING
FOR YOU
This policy is for a
more extensive, in
depth, worry problem.
A gift that will surely
be appreciated.
$ 19.95
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THESE ARE THE
WORRIERS
THAT YOU WANT WHEN
THE GOING GETS TOUGH.
THE BIGGEST AND THE
BEST!!!
A gift for the
constantly worried
friend!
This policy allows for
the recruitment of
worriers who will
simultaneously Cry,
Pace and Perspire for
you.
$24.95
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AS SHOWN,
WE HAVE VERY SERIOUS
DOG WORRIERS
WHO CAN RELIEVE YOUR
PETS OF THEIR WORRIES

A GIFT FOR THE
PET WHO HAS EVERYTHING
A Gift for any pet worry
that you or your pet has.
Pet worries are serious
and a terrific worrier
will be assigned.
$14.95
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A Policy for more
Insurance than is
therapeutically
beneficial.
This policy is for
those who worry
about worrying.
$9.95
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Click to view the
Worriers In Training
For worries that may be
occurring in a few years.
These policies are
wonderful novelty gifts.
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FOR
MONTHLY SPECIAL
THE NATIONAL SOCIETY OF WORRIERS IS WORRIED THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE THIS INSURANCE
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
WORRY POLICY© 1978, 2005. All rights reserved. This is a novelty and should be treated as such.
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