National Society Of Worriers
Novelty Gift Insurance Company of the World

The Company That Worries For You!
Stop Worrying
Shirt One
Great for
gifts and
novelties.  
Treat
yourself or
your friends
to a
possible
worry free
solution.
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Shirt Two
$19.95
"Bachelor Party"
favors for the
groom.
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Gifts for
lawyers to
give to their
clients.

Mugs for
retirees to
drink from
while they
laugh and
party.  
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Mug One
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Hat One
$25.00
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THE NATIONAL SOCIETY OF WORRIERS IS WORRIED THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE THIS INSURANCE
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
WORRY POLICY© 1978, 2005. All rights reserved. This is a novelty and should be treated as such.