National Society Of Worriers
Novelty Gift Insurance Company of the World

The Company That Worries For You!
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Greetings from the whole "worrier" group. We want to
assure you that we will worry as efficiently and effectively
as possible. If you need some special worry approach
please let us know. Tell your friends and family about our
novelty company and perhaps we can relieve their worries
when you buy them a gift as well.

13428 Maxcella Avenue
Suite 738
Marina Del Rey, CA 90292
chiefworrier@yahoo.com

Be sure to access all of our website pages so that you can
learn all about our services and products. We are in
business to worry for you, have fun and make a lot of
money. We are not worried about any of these objectives
because we know that if you buy our policies and other
products, and then we worry for you, we will, in the end,
have nothing to worry about except how we spend all of
our newly earned money. Trust us to figure out which
"Worry Policy" we need to purchase to take care of the
worry we will generate by trying to spend all of the money
we have just earned.
THE NATIONAL SOCIETY OF WORRIERS IS WORRIED THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE THIS INSURANCE
POLICY SERIOUSLY. WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT WORRIER ASSIGNED TO THIS WORRY FULL
TIME.PLEASE HELP US AVOID OVERTIME PAY-
DO NOT TAKE THIS INSURANCE POLICY SERIOUSLY.
WORRY POLICY© 1978, 2005. All rights reserved. This is a novelty and should be treated as such.